Stolen from, oh, lots of people...
 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I put gum in ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} myvindicator's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I put money in koorime_no_kai's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I bought porn for moonytoes (10 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-764 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
| Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I pulled over and changed laneypanda's flat tire (15 points). Last week I broke zonastar2389's X-Box (-12 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole dancerlbv's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for aragorn69 (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (349 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly! Sincerely, |
I only did it those two times. And got opposite ends of the scale. XD
Dear Santa...