My cute little phone makes me happy. I don't care if it's high-tech or not, really. I went in the store and said "I need a phone." The sales girl showed me the one I bought, said it was the cheapest and I decided it looked PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL. So there you have it! And my number is so, so easy to remember that I've already memorized it. (0877661446, if that's not easy, I dunno what IS)

Yes. Yes I imagine it will. But I manage to just keep walking until something looks vaguely familiar and it all works out! I just end up late and having to go back later. XD