THIS IS WONDERFUL I ALREADY HAVE SO FEW ST FANS ON MY FLIST AND YOU SHIP WHAT I DO AND THERE IS NO CANON BASIS AT ALL EXCEPT OH GOOD HE'S SEVENTEEN BUT IDC. Because they're so entertaining in just about every fic I read. I've probably devoured this already, but we'll see. Hysterical!Kirk is also a plus.

...I'd feel worse about wasting bucks, actually.