I would HEREBY LIKE TO PROCLAIM that



The AMAZING. The WONDERFUL. The NOT-QUITE-SO-VENERABLE-FOR-SHE-IS-YOUNG-AND-SPRY. The ABSOLUTELY SCRUM-DIDDLY-UPMTIOUS. The SNAZZIEST SNUZZ.

Is the SURPREME DICTATOR.

Of The WORLD and of LIVEJOURNAL.

For my first act as a loving and loving and DEVOTED disciple of THE SNUZZ, I shall provide her with

( A large and pretty RED VELVET CAKE )

What have YOU done for your SURPREME DICTATOR today?