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[themegaloo]

OMFG SAVE ME SOMEONE AHHH

At work. Normal day. Doing normal things. Walk in the office to grab some more envelopes and stamps. See movement. Notice it's a DYING BAT crawling around on the ground.

Run away. Finish with the invoice stuffing. Leave to mail them. FIND TWO MORE IN FRONT OF THE COUNTER.

Run away OUT OF THE SHOP. Mail invoices. Come back. FIND ANOTHER ONE THAT DEFINITELY WASN'T THERE BEFORE.

Freak out. Call boss. Call the people who've been trying to kill these fuckers. Spot ANOTHER ONE crawling up the display in the front window.

Hang up phone. Want to die.

kjhkashfaksjhaksghakjghasg PLS SEND HELP. WTF DO I DO WITH DEAD AND DYING BATS.



In other news the weather is amazing. It's 84 degrees and before the BATS OMFG all I wanted to do was relax and maybe run around outside. DAMN YOU BATS, MY DAY WAS BEING AMAZING UNTIL YOU FUCKED IT UP.

I think they're falling from the ceiling as they die. THIS IS NOT COMFORTING AHHHH.

Edit: My bats have been REMOVED and I've been on a hunt to see if there are anymore hiding places. Which means I've been chasing them around as the still-lively ones FLY AROUND. aksjhfasg

Comments

[thehollowinside.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE PICKING YOUR NOSE AT ME AGAIN. I don't think we can be friends anymore.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY NOT AS YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE THE IMPORTANCE OF NOSE-PICKING.

[thehollowinside.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE END OF THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

GOOD. MY ICON AND I CAN PICK OUR NOSES WHENEVER WE PLEASE.

[snuzzie.livejournal.com]

AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO YOU BOTH!!!

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

....Oh good job you finally logged in as YOU.

[snuzzie.livejournal.com]

I was trying to MISLEAD people into thinking you were talking to fictional characters again.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Sure.

[snuzzie.livejournal.com]

As if they'd be surprised. Psychopack. :|

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

Of course they wouldn't be. It's completely normal.

[snuzzie.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not contagious.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

You caught my crazy germs months ago. They might take a bit longer to fully make their presence known though.

[snuzzie.livejournal.com]

LIES. LIIIIIIIIIIIES. >||||||||||||

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

I never lie.


...Unless it's for a good reason.