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[themegaloo]

OMFG SAVE ME SOMEONE AHHH

At work. Normal day. Doing normal things. Walk in the office to grab some more envelopes and stamps. See movement. Notice it's a DYING BAT crawling around on the ground.

Run away. Finish with the invoice stuffing. Leave to mail them. FIND TWO MORE IN FRONT OF THE COUNTER.

Run away OUT OF THE SHOP. Mail invoices. Come back. FIND ANOTHER ONE THAT DEFINITELY WASN'T THERE BEFORE.

Freak out. Call boss. Call the people who've been trying to kill these fuckers. Spot ANOTHER ONE crawling up the display in the front window.

Hang up phone. Want to die.

kjhkashfaksjhaksghakjghasg PLS SEND HELP. WTF DO I DO WITH DEAD AND DYING BATS.



In other news the weather is amazing. It's 84 degrees and before the BATS OMFG all I wanted to do was relax and maybe run around outside. DAMN YOU BATS, MY DAY WAS BEING AMAZING UNTIL YOU FUCKED IT UP.

I think they're falling from the ceiling as they die. THIS IS NOT COMFORTING AHHHH.

Edit: My bats have been REMOVED and I've been on a hunt to see if there are anymore hiding places. Which means I've been chasing them around as the still-lively ones FLY AROUND. aksjhfasg

Comments

[petit-shinigami.livejournal.com]

............................

That's a lot of bats.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

Trust me I am WELL aware. I found two more even after the last edit here.

[petit-shinigami.livejournal.com]

...

How many total does that MAKE? o____O

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

Well I'm not upstairs where the guys are still rooting around for them but as far as what I PERSONALLY HAVE SEEN AND HELPED CAPTURE?

I think seven.

[liquid-topaz.livejournal.com]

..... that's more bats than I've ever seen in my LIFE.

Your icon is picking its nose at me. I'm offended.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

Yeah me too. They're....actually sorta cute. I'm over the utter terror now. XD

Psh. Be offended then. Sometimes the boogers JUST GOTTA GO.

[petit-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You weirdo.

NOT IN MY FACE. >O

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

Well that's a known FACT. But seriously. They crawl around and have fur and wings and are actually a BIT cute when they aren't being downright unnerving.

.....

[thehollowinside.livejournal.com]

Psychopack. :|

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[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

Better watch out?

[thehollowinside.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE PICKING YOUR NOSE AT ME AGAIN. I don't think we can be friends anymore.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY NOT AS YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE THE IMPORTANCE OF NOSE-PICKING.

[thehollowinside.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE END OF THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

GOOD. MY ICON AND I CAN PICK OUR NOSES WHENEVER WE PLEASE.

[snuzzie.livejournal.com]

AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO YOU BOTH!!!

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

....Oh good job you finally logged in as YOU.

[snuzzie.livejournal.com]

I was trying to MISLEAD people into thinking you were talking to fictional characters again.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Sure.

[snuzzie.livejournal.com]

As if they'd be surprised. Psychopack. :|

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

Of course they wouldn't be. It's completely normal.

[snuzzie.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not contagious.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

You caught my crazy germs months ago. They might take a bit longer to fully make their presence known though.

[snuzzie.livejournal.com]

LIES. LIIIIIIIIIIIES. >||||||||||||

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

I never lie.


...Unless it's for a good reason.

[rimon.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA OMG. That's just... surreal. WHERE DID THEY ALL COME FROM?!

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

It is. And I got a text from my coworker earlier that said they were STILL flying around today. I don't go in until tomorrow so I guess we'll see how that goes. XD At least they don't actually scare the shit out of me like they do Mallory (co-worker). They just managed to STARTLE ME HALF TO DEATH yesterday. D: I mean, bats aren't something you expect to find in that sort of quantity. Seriously.

But they've been living in the upstairs storage area for a long time now and we finally got someone in to plug up the holes so they can't get in....Leaving the problem of those who now can't get out. So they end up down in the shop part, hungry and looking for an open door or something. Poor things.