sit down son

Actually, when it comes down to writing anything like a reaction I have nothing. Unless you count "OH GOD" which I think basically everyone has done. Or I can describe how in preparation I grabbed the corner of the comfy couch and a big fluffy sweater, wrapped myself in it, and basically didn't move.

And then I ate dinner and braved tumblr and finally finished writing a silly fic for aylathebunny that I said I would write back at the epic post-panel time at DCon. It is very silly. It's also on tumblr. But I don't UNDERSTAND TUMBLR THAT WELL STILL so it's also here.

( Sherlock/John, nothing too exciting, to date my only Sherlock ficlet, 740 words, Sherlock dressed as a priest )

yup. that has been my day.

Title: And it Was.
Rating: PG?
Word Count: 3,000
Pairings: You know, the canon ones.
Spoilers: TORCHWOOD SEASON 3: CHILDREN OF EARTH: DAY FOUR. You have been warned.
Summary: In which Ianto saves the world, there is coffee, an interesting STD and hopefully a good bit of humor.
Notes: Big thank you for the verbal beta (and couch space) to angryhamster, for she is lovely. It's fun to actually hear people snicker as they beta, hope it works for you lot too.

( Technically my first TW fic at that! )

Okay I caved. I have fic. It's in two parts for aesthetic purposes. This part can stand alone, but part two relies entirely on you having read THIS PART FIRST. Title from a Harry Chapin song.


Title: Sweet Dreams Fly
Author: themegaloo
Words: 2,000 (600 + 1,400)
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Rated: PG.
Summary/Warnings: AU/Future!fic where Merlin endures and Arthur is the Once and Future King--but not quite as or when expected. Contains some angst, deaths, humor, bad jokes, allusions, Shakespeare, a bit of history and a very bad tolerance for alcohol that just never gets better.

( And so it begins as it ends )

dynastic was writing DinoMuku fic. I told her I'd write her a cookie if she finished it. It's...not really a cookie and it's. Okay. It started with this little ACTUAL cookie which is DinoMuku:

( And it isn't much, honestly )

See? Not much. Blathering about earrings and tattoos because...I could. And I like the aesthetic and too much Mukuro and Dino interaction on MM has warped my brain.

This? This is fic. Which was accidental.

Title: Trace a Tattoo
Rated: R [omgwtf I know, I don't WRITE R!]
Characters: Mukuro and Dino
Word Count: 2,051
Warnings: It's not porn, but it's not heavy on plot. Though there is some! Which was surprising. And I have NO IDEA what my brain was doing when I came up with this.
Summary: Dino has to keep an eye on Mukuro, who keeps two eyes on him.

( Seriously, I don't write this sort of thing often! )

F-locked for now until I figure out what I think of writing something with a rating over PG.

I think I always write fic when I really mean to be updating about 29387529835 other things. Oops. You get fic instead. Because Michelle wanted it. :D So yeah.

Title: Walk into a Bar
Pairing: Kid/Law/Luffy! It had to happen eventually.
Rated: I don't do ratings. PG?
Word count: 888 [LOL]
For: xredribbon
Summary/prompt: Three pirate captains walk into a bar...

( One bounces off, one gets stuck and one...replaces it with a door? )

I know it's probably a bit off because, uh, HELLO, SORTA NEW CHARACTERS!! But I had to give it a shot. I couldn't resist. So be kind, please rewind? And comment. I would adore comments on this one. I could use some feedback!

So I started writing this yesterday just as a fic. And then the ploy to make Gray possessed and post it emerged, thanks to nickelodeon, and now that's died down for a minute so, HERE HAVE SOME FIC!

Title: Totally Normal
Rating: Like, PG/PG-13??
Fandom: FAIRY TAIL!
Pairing: Natsu/Gray
Summary: Oh just read it. It's silly and fun. :D

( Once upon a time in Fairy Tail... )


If you're curious and want to see the EPIC FALL-OUT of the RP post, it's HERE Warning, it's about 300 comments of Gray and Natsu trying to rip eachothers heads off. :D

So I think someone finally caved and changed the radio station here at work. Because I've listened to oldies here for probably the last six months to a year and I DEFINITELY heard that annoying Delilah song earlier. You know, the massively overplayed one? I thought maybe the station was just having a weird day on Saturday because I had definitely heard James Taylor on Friday and no one else had been in the shop, but they played Jimmy Eat World's The Middle and Mambo #5.

But yeah. Hey There Delilah or wtfever wouldn't even fall on a late-90's or whatever day. So SOMEONE has changed the station. Which I guess is refreshing. XD;

I got my notification that Trinity has RECEIVED MY APPLICATION~ So that's really and truly taken care of. *crosses fingers*

Spoilers for One Piece 491 are circulating. There's a full script out there but no full raw to play with. Those usually show up around this time tomorrow. *waits impatiently* *and even more impatiently for a properly scanlated chapter* It's interesting stuff! I'm curious. :D Which means I kinda want NEXT week already. Whoops. I should stop wanting time to speed along.

My extra-userpics expired yesterday, apparently, as my icon list got MUCH smaller. But seeing what I have left is pretty funny. All One Piece except for 1 Bleach and 1 Gundam Seed Destiny. Huh. I guess that illustrates which icons I use most frequently! Still, want the rest of them back because I have about 30 more OP icons, I do believe. 66 of my usual 113 are OP. >.>

Fandom To-Do List:
-Write something for a belated Sanji Birthday
-Write that cracked out Gan Fall/Gol D. Roger thing [probably need to reacquaint myself with Skypeia first though. Bah.]
-Write what I'm calling a multimedia fic. THOUGHTS: Would anyone read a fic that is MEANT to be read while listening to a specific, provided song? My main question is whether or not it would be possible to get the timing right so most people can keep up with the pacing. It's...not exactly a slow song. Gonna be tricky.
-Stop missing posts on grandlineonline, damnit.

Edit: So I couldn't last another five minutes without my icons. Impulse buying, much?

Title: Mystery Popcorn
Rated: PG
Prompt: Popcorn and swimming
Words: 1009
Time: 30 minutes
Characters: Straw Hats. Mostly Sanji and Usopp. Through post-W7, spoilers for crewstuffs.

( I can't believe I did this in 30 minutes! )

This is pretty much for nickelodeon, as it's Paulie and partially her fault. Makes total sense, yeah?

Title: A Lesson in Futility
Rating: PG. Unless you're Paulie.
Words: 550
Characters: Iceburg, Paulie

( Miles of naked womenflesh await. )

Don't you love plotbunnies? I do. They attack me when I'm trying to SLEEP and demand I go write. Hey, it happens. And man does it feel good to be able to just sit down and write again. *_*

Title: The Case
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: SanSopp
Rated: PG
Word Count: 900
Spoilers: Just "Who's On the Crew!" post-Arabasta
Summary: There are several problems with maintaining a fire-based habit at sea...But some of them can be solved.

( ClickClickClick! )



And now, to SLEEP! ♥ Comments will make my morning awesome.