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Okay I caved. I have fic. It's in two parts for aesthetic purposes. This part can stand alone, but part two relies entirely on you having read THIS PART FIRST. Title from a Harry Chapin song.


Title: Sweet Dreams Fly
Author: themegaloo
Words: 2,000 (600 + 1,400)
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Rated: PG.
Summary/Warnings: AU/Future!fic where Merlin endures and Arthur is the Once and Future King--but not quite as or when expected. Contains some angst, deaths, humor, bad jokes, allusions, Shakespeare, a bit of history and a very bad tolerance for alcohol that just never gets better.

( And so it begins as it ends )

dynastic was writing DinoMuku fic. I told her I'd write her a cookie if she finished it. It's...not really a cookie and it's. Okay. It started with this little ACTUAL cookie which is DinoMuku:

( And it isn't much, honestly )

See? Not much. Blathering about earrings and tattoos because...I could. And I like the aesthetic and too much Mukuro and Dino interaction on MM has warped my brain.

This? This is fic. Which was accidental.

Title: Trace a Tattoo
Rated: R [omgwtf I know, I don't WRITE R!]
Characters: Mukuro and Dino
Word Count: 2,051
Warnings: It's not porn, but it's not heavy on plot. Though there is some! Which was surprising. And I have NO IDEA what my brain was doing when I came up with this.
Summary: Dino has to keep an eye on Mukuro, who keeps two eyes on him.

( Seriously, I don't write this sort of thing often! )

F-locked for now until I figure out what I think of writing something with a rating over PG.

I think I always write fic when I really mean to be updating about 29387529835 other things. Oops. You get fic instead. Because Michelle wanted it. :D So yeah.

Title: Walk into a Bar
Pairing: Kid/Law/Luffy! It had to happen eventually.
Rated: I don't do ratings. PG?
Word count: 888 [LOL]
For: xredribbon
Summary/prompt: Three pirate captains walk into a bar...

( One bounces off, one gets stuck and one...replaces it with a door? )

I know it's probably a bit off because, uh, HELLO, SORTA NEW CHARACTERS!! But I had to give it a shot. I couldn't resist. So be kind, please rewind? And comment. I would adore comments on this one. I could use some feedback!

So I started writing this yesterday just as a fic. And then the ploy to make Gray possessed and post it emerged, thanks to nickelodeon, and now that's died down for a minute so, HERE HAVE SOME FIC!

Title: Totally Normal
Rating: Like, PG/PG-13??
Fandom: FAIRY TAIL!
Pairing: Natsu/Gray
Summary: Oh just read it. It's silly and fun. :D

( Once upon a time in Fairy Tail... )


If you're curious and want to see the EPIC FALL-OUT of the RP post, it's HERE Warning, it's about 300 comments of Gray and Natsu trying to rip eachothers heads off. :D

So I think someone finally caved and changed the radio station here at work. Because I've listened to oldies here for probably the last six months to a year and I DEFINITELY heard that annoying Delilah song earlier. You know, the massively overplayed one? I thought maybe the station was just having a weird day on Saturday because I had definitely heard James Taylor on Friday and no one else had been in the shop, but they played Jimmy Eat World's The Middle and Mambo #5.

But yeah. Hey There Delilah or wtfever wouldn't even fall on a late-90's or whatever day. So SOMEONE has changed the station. Which I guess is refreshing. XD;

I got my notification that Trinity has RECEIVED MY APPLICATION~ So that's really and truly taken care of. *crosses fingers*

Spoilers for One Piece 491 are circulating. There's a full script out there but no full raw to play with. Those usually show up around this time tomorrow. *waits impatiently* *and even more impatiently for a properly scanlated chapter* It's interesting stuff! I'm curious. :D Which means I kinda want NEXT week already. Whoops. I should stop wanting time to speed along.

My extra-userpics expired yesterday, apparently, as my icon list got MUCH smaller. But seeing what I have left is pretty funny. All One Piece except for 1 Bleach and 1 Gundam Seed Destiny. Huh. I guess that illustrates which icons I use most frequently! Still, want the rest of them back because I have about 30 more OP icons, I do believe. 66 of my usual 113 are OP. >.>

Fandom To-Do List:
-Write something for a belated Sanji Birthday
-Write that cracked out Gan Fall/Gol D. Roger thing [probably need to reacquaint myself with Skypeia first though. Bah.]
-Write what I'm calling a multimedia fic. THOUGHTS: Would anyone read a fic that is MEANT to be read while listening to a specific, provided song? My main question is whether or not it would be possible to get the timing right so most people can keep up with the pacing. It's...not exactly a slow song. Gonna be tricky.
-Stop missing posts on grandlineonline, damnit.

Edit: So I couldn't last another five minutes without my icons. Impulse buying, much?

Title: Mystery Popcorn
Rated: PG
Prompt: Popcorn and swimming
Words: 1009
Time: 30 minutes
Characters: Straw Hats. Mostly Sanji and Usopp. Through post-W7, spoilers for crewstuffs.

( I can't believe I did this in 30 minutes! )

This is pretty much for nickelodeon, as it's Paulie and partially her fault. Makes total sense, yeah?

Title: A Lesson in Futility
Rating: PG. Unless you're Paulie.
Words: 550
Characters: Iceburg, Paulie

( Miles of naked womenflesh await. )

Don't you love plotbunnies? I do. They attack me when I'm trying to SLEEP and demand I go write. Hey, it happens. And man does it feel good to be able to just sit down and write again. *_*

Title: The Case
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: SanSopp
Rated: PG
Word Count: 900
Spoilers: Just "Who's On the Crew!" post-Arabasta
Summary: There are several problems with maintaining a fire-based habit at sea...But some of them can be solved.

( ClickClickClick! )



And now, to SLEEP! ♥ Comments will make my morning awesome.

Once again for nickelodeon!! Who is sleeping, I believe!

Title: A (Not So) Quiet Night
Pairing: Shanks/Buggy
Rated: PG?
Word Count: 312
Spoilers: Through Buggy's backstory. So NOT MANY.
Warnings: Crack. Duh.

( It was always about the food. )

I swear some day I'll write a real entry!!

I swear to god I AM going to finish the Cricket.Wiper still sitting open in my taskbar, Steph. But hey. Have some simpler crack.

Title: Help
Author: Me
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: None
Word Count: 454
Warnings: Flying beverages?
Spoilers: Pre-Water 7, but not much in the way of spoilers except Who is On The Crew. Another Day at Sea.
Summary: Luffy has a question

( Here there be treasure! )