sit down son

OKAY OKAY. I cannot even begin to explain how awesome tonight was at mallowmateys. CANNOT EVEN BEGIN.

So I'll start in the middle. I AM SO SAD THAT PEOPLE MISSED THIS. LIKE MISSA AND PENISE! Because it would have been even more epic. possibly.

I have never really seen the appeal of random genderswitch in crack RP until NOW. I went to dinner and came back to chat deciding that Dino was now a girl. AND FOR SOME REASON, we then had a random passing genie turn the whole SHIP into the opposite gender. Which combined with the Sweet Death Crew's curse means that mm just had its first disaster. *_*

I FORGOT HOW FUN DISASTERS ARE.

A FEW HIGHLIGHTS:
1. Dino and Ipin practically flirting in the kitchen post-bazooka
2. Gokudera and Hibari fighting over their chest sizes
3. Love square of Tsuna, Gokudera, Haru and Kyoko, but all genderswitched with Gokudera and Tsuna getting progressively more girly and Haru and Kyoko trying their best to be Manly.
4. Firo's (cursed) inability to deal with men and how perfect this makes the Reborn ship (SLUMBER PARTY TIEMS)
5. Dino mothering Gon and Killua
6. Gokudera and Tsuna talking about their dream weddings (GOKUDERA WANTS TO MARRY BRAD PITT IN THE BAHAMAS ON A BEACH AT SUNSET, HOW SWEET IS THAT?!)
7. Hibari watching PS I Love You and The Notebook
8. ....Hibari thinking he's fat and that he has LOVE HANDLES (or should this be SHE)
9. Zoro asking if girls fart
10. EPICNESS OF NAMI SAYING GOKUDERA IS PRETTIER THAN HIBARI! :O!

AND MANY OTHER FUN THINGS. BUT I REFUSE TO MAKE THIS A NOT-TEN NUMBER. And I'm getting sleepy.

I know. You wish you were us. I laughed the ENTIRE TIME. ILUALL.

dynastic was writing DinoMuku fic. I told her I'd write her a cookie if she finished it. It's...not really a cookie and it's. Okay. It started with this little ACTUAL cookie which is DinoMuku:

( And it isn't much, honestly )

See? Not much. Blathering about earrings and tattoos because...I could. And I like the aesthetic and too much Mukuro and Dino interaction on MM has warped my brain.

This? This is fic. Which was accidental.

Title: Trace a Tattoo
Rated: R [omgwtf I know, I don't WRITE R!]
Characters: Mukuro and Dino
Word Count: 2,051
Warnings: It's not porn, but it's not heavy on plot. Though there is some! Which was surprising. And I have NO IDEA what my brain was doing when I came up with this.
Summary: Dino has to keep an eye on Mukuro, who keeps two eyes on him.

( Seriously, I don't write this sort of thing often! )

F-locked for now until I figure out what I think of writing something with a rating over PG.