sit down son

OKAY. OKAY SO. THIS IS FOR nickelodeon WHO APPARENTLY DELIGHTS IN GIVING INSANE PLOT BUNNIES. In other words. This is completely insane, over the top, dripping in sap and about one of the STRANGEST PAIRINGS EVER. And it doesn't even involve Zoro.

Yeah.

Spoilers through the entirety of Skypiea. SO IF YOU AREN'T DONE WITH THAT DON'T TOUCH THIS I REFUSE TO SPOIL IF I CAN HELP IT AKLDHAKJFH. OH my god it's almost 3 am.
Rated PG for lots of unnecessary schmoop.
Pairing is Cricket/Wiper. Make of that what you will.

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OP has the best crack pairings. No lie.