Random fic attack?
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themegalooI swear to god I AM going to finish the Cricket.Wiper still sitting open in my taskbar, Steph. But hey. Have some simpler crack.
Title: Help
Author: Me
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: None
Word Count: 454
Warnings: Flying beverages?
Spoilers: Pre-Water 7, but not much in the way of spoilers except Who is On The Crew. Another Day at Sea.
Summary: Luffy has a question
“Naaaaaami!”
Nami looked up from her relaxing afternoon on the deck with a nice drink to spot Luffy perched on the rail in front of her. “Hm?” She pushed her sunglasses back up her nose where they belonged and turned another page in the newspaper that had arrive that morning.
“Nami,” Luffy said again, his usual sunny facial expression quite serious for once. “Teach me about sex.”
Luffy had never possesed good timing and on this occasion it warranted him with a face full of the special pink, fruity “LOVE DRINK~!” Sanji had concocted for her. She took stock of the empty deck quickly before quickly cleaning up the mess with a quick “Sorry,” it really wouldn’t do to have Sanji come run in now to try to “assist” her while she was still too shocked to hold him off.
“Well?” Luffy licked a drop of the drink from the corner of his mouth. “Will you teach me?”
‘Oh my god, he’s actually serious’ was the one thing that kept repeating in Nami’s mind. ‘He really did ask that and he really still is asking it…’ However, all that came out was a strangled “Why?!”
“Cause I don’t know anything about it,” Luffy stated as though it were the most obvious thing in the world. “And I figured you might so I asked!”
Nami took a fortifying gulp of the now-mostly-gone-pink-mystery-drink and tried not to consider why Luffy would consider HER to be knowledgeable about SEX before getting up the strength to look him in the face again.
His nose was sort of pink. It was funny. It helped a little bit.
Not much.
“Why me?!” she asked, looking up to the sky for an answer.
Of course, Luffy beat any Higher Powers who might have deigned her to a response out of pity to the punch. “Well Sanji would have gone all crazy and stuff and Zoro just sorta lies there and sleeps and I don’t think he really cares much about it and Chopper would have run screaming and Usopp probably would have come up with something really cool and fun that doesn’t help AT ALL and I think Robin mighta just given me a book and I don’t like reading all that much so I figured it’d be better to just ask you!”
“Breathe,” Nami reminded, turning the rather long explanation over in her brain.
It made sense. For Luffy. Who had remembered to take a giant gulp of air and was now blowing it out his nose like a dragon or something.
“Okay. Fine.” Setting down the now empty glass, Nami leveled a glare at her captain, idiot though he was at times. “But don’t you DARE ask for demonstrations!”
Title: Help
Author: Me
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: None
Word Count: 454
Warnings: Flying beverages?
Spoilers: Pre-Water 7, but not much in the way of spoilers except Who is On The Crew. Another Day at Sea.
Summary: Luffy has a question
“Naaaaaami!”
Nami looked up from her relaxing afternoon on the deck with a nice drink to spot Luffy perched on the rail in front of her. “Hm?” She pushed her sunglasses back up her nose where they belonged and turned another page in the newspaper that had arrive that morning.
“Nami,” Luffy said again, his usual sunny facial expression quite serious for once. “Teach me about sex.”
Luffy had never possesed good timing and on this occasion it warranted him with a face full of the special pink, fruity “LOVE DRINK~!” Sanji had concocted for her. She took stock of the empty deck quickly before quickly cleaning up the mess with a quick “Sorry,” it really wouldn’t do to have Sanji come run in now to try to “assist” her while she was still too shocked to hold him off.
“Well?” Luffy licked a drop of the drink from the corner of his mouth. “Will you teach me?”
‘Oh my god, he’s actually serious’ was the one thing that kept repeating in Nami’s mind. ‘He really did ask that and he really still is asking it…’ However, all that came out was a strangled “Why?!”
“Cause I don’t know anything about it,” Luffy stated as though it were the most obvious thing in the world. “And I figured you might so I asked!”
Nami took a fortifying gulp of the now-mostly-gone-pink-mystery-drink and tried not to consider why Luffy would consider HER to be knowledgeable about SEX before getting up the strength to look him in the face again.
His nose was sort of pink. It was funny. It helped a little bit.
Not much.
“Why me?!” she asked, looking up to the sky for an answer.
Of course, Luffy beat any Higher Powers who might have deigned her to a response out of pity to the punch. “Well Sanji would have gone all crazy and stuff and Zoro just sorta lies there and sleeps and I don’t think he really cares much about it and Chopper would have run screaming and Usopp probably would have come up with something really cool and fun that doesn’t help AT ALL and I think Robin mighta just given me a book and I don’t like reading all that much so I figured it’d be better to just ask you!”
“Breathe,” Nami reminded, turning the rather long explanation over in her brain.
It made sense. For Luffy. Who had remembered to take a giant gulp of air and was now blowing it out his nose like a dragon or something.
“Okay. Fine.” Setting down the now empty glass, Nami leveled a glare at her captain, idiot though he was at times. “But don’t you DARE ask for demonstrations!”
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:24 pm (UTC)I mean. HAHAHA! Okay. *_* Poor Nami. Luffy is so foolish.
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:28 pm (UTC)I have no idea what I was thinking when I came up with this, to be honest. XD
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:39 pm (UTC)Hahahaha! Just that it would be fun and awesome?
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:41 pm (UTC)That's about it, yeah. XD
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Date: 2008-01-06 09:51 pm (UTC)Working on it now! It's flowing a bit better I think.
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Date: 2008-01-07 04:30 am (UTC)I love him, I really do!
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Date: 2008-01-08 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-01-08 04:28 am (UTC)Well Luffy's the kind of guy who still believes the crazy shit some thugs told him way back when he was a kid hanging around in a local bar, so yeah! XD
But now that I think about the reasoning of the situation... Sanji probably would have tried to explain it to Luffy but then he'd get annoyed by Luffy's stupidity and send him over to somebody else. Chopper knows about it (he's a doctor, duh) but as he's not interested in human females he'd be way too clinical about the subject and Luffy wouldn't have understood anything at all. Of course, Usopp would have made up some crap because he obviously doesn't know anything about it himself, and Zorro sleeps all day anyways/doesn't seem interested. That leaves out Robin and Nami as reference persons, and as far as I am concerned, the story would have worked out with Robin as well... Nami would probably charge Luffy too. IF ONLY FRANKY WAS ON BOARD ALREADY!!!
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Date: 2008-01-08 06:07 am (UTC)And yeah, those ARE likely explanations, but thinking like Luffy is tricky. XD Plus I wanted Nami torture. She makes great WTF faces!
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Date: 2008-01-09 08:41 am (UTC)Interesting reasoning from Luffy; thanks for sharing.