MY DEAREST PADFOOT, MANLIEST OF MEN

I am humoring you and expanding you head EVEN MORE by writing this.
OH ANONYMOUS COMMENTORRRR:
[Often referred to as my Darling PaddleBrains]
HOW DO I LOVE THEE, LET ME LIST THE WAYS.
[can I treat this seriously? fuck no]

YOU. You are the Padfoot to my Moony, the Pippin to my Merry, the Crowley to my Aziraphale the--is that all we've come up with so far? I don't remember. =/ REGARDLESS. Our dynamic has gone down in HISTORY [fantasy novels] and thus CANNOT BE IGNORED.

Okay, I'm acting like you. Ahaha. It made you laugh though, right? AHA. I see you cracking up. Oh, hey. Get off the floor, lord knows what all is growing down there. =/ I don't care how hard you're laughing at me.

Seriously though. Knowing you means knowing there will always be someone, that, despite how bizzare the occassion, will understand. Will have experienced it. May be experiencing it AT THE SAME TIME. And despite how we are different, we are like the opposite halves of the same person expressed.

And the best part? Our conversations can go from deep and important to utterly inane in 5 seconds flat. That, my friend, is talent, and should not be spoken lightly of.

So, my darling, slobbering mongrel, that is why you kick some serious butt.

Oh, and you make kick-ass icons. =D

[see two entries back if confused]

MY DEAREST PADFOOT, MANLIEST OF MEN

I am humoring you and expanding you head EVEN MORE by writing this.
OH ANONYMOUS COMMENTORRRR:
[Often referred to as my Darling PaddleBrains]
HOW DO I LOVE THEE, LET ME LIST THE WAYS.
[can I treat this seriously? fuck no]

YOU. You are the Padfoot to my Moony, the Pippin to my Merry, the Crowley to my Aziraphale the--is that all we've come up with so far? I don't remember. =/ REGARDLESS. Our dynamic has gone down in HISTORY [fantasy novels] and thus CANNOT BE IGNORED.

Okay, I'm acting like you. Ahaha. It made you laugh though, right? AHA. I see you cracking up. Oh, hey. Get off the floor, lord knows what all is growing down there. =/ I don't care how hard you're laughing at me.

Seriously though. Knowing you means knowing there will always be someone, that, despite how bizzare the occassion, will understand. Will have experienced it. May be experiencing it AT THE SAME TIME. And despite how we are different, we are like the opposite halves of the same person expressed.

And the best part? Our conversations can go from deep and important to utterly inane in 5 seconds flat. That, my friend, is talent, and should not be spoken lightly of.

So, my darling, slobbering mongrel, that is why you kick some serious butt.

Oh, and you make kick-ass icons. =D

[see two entries back if confused]

myvindicator

DOM. DOMMY. DOMKIT.

MY LOVELY, CRAZY LESBIAN.

You know why you rock? Why you rock so hard? YOU SENT ME SO MANY AWESOME OLD BOOKS. Okay. Maybe that's not the only reason.

You're caring and funny and I HEART YOU LIEK, WHOAH.

Even though cher is scary, as is some of the old-time Country. I can deal. BECAUSE YOU ROCK.

myvindicator

DOM. DOMMY. DOMKIT.

MY LOVELY, CRAZY LESBIAN.

You know why you rock? Why you rock so hard? YOU SENT ME SO MANY AWESOME OLD BOOKS. Okay. Maybe that's not the only reason.

You're caring and funny and I HEART YOU LIEK, WHOAH.

Even though cher is scary, as is some of the old-time Country. I can deal. BECAUSE YOU ROCK.