AUUUGH

MERLIN IS ON RIGHT NOW IN THOSE ISLES AND I AM NOT THERE AND WAITING WAITING WAITING FOR IT TO BE ONLINE I AM DYING.

And my mum decided to share the fact that my new bed? Is almost 29 years old bc my parents bought it just after they were married and while I could put the next bit together, she felt the need to TELL ME that I was conceived in it. THANKS MOM, AT LEAST IT HAD A DIFFERENT MATTRESS 24ISH YEARS AGO. AUUUUGH.


/just. dies. forever.