Updates in the wee hours.
Jul. 10th, 2005 02:39 amFew things of note recently...
Little kids do and say the darndest things. I know, it's an overused phrase, but SERIOUSLY.
So. Fantasic Four came out yesterday, right? I hear it's pretty craptastic according to reviews. It's free for me. I'll see it regardless.
Point is that we have buttons. Advertising and such, you know? (I almost typed 'yanno', crazy irish bloke is rubbig off on me, messing with my grammar. Damn him.) But, it's on the right side of my check. over my boob.
Little boy wants button.
Little boy grabs button.
Button is NOT IN GOOD PLACE TO BE GRABBED AT.
Little boy's mother makes very, very funny face and pulls him away.
I'm far too amused, sorry.
The other little kid story was a little girl asking me if I had kids. Well, that's backwards. Usually people think I AM a kid. Like, 14. I'm disturbed if she thought 14-year-olds should have kids. Still sucks that I'm 19 and look 14, but hey.
In other Fantastic Four ramblings- that is the most annoying thing to say rapidly and repeatedly. Stuttering City. Yikes. Had to change things up CONSTANTLY while tearing tickets. Got a lot of laughs this morning because I was halg asleep, dropping things, and unable to spit anything out.
I made a lot of popcorn today.
OTHER NEWS. My brain...has gone somewhere odd. I keep cracking sex jokes. What the hell?
Very raunchy and ahrd to follow unless you brain is very deeply in the gutter sex jokes.
Okay, who stole my brain? I'd like it back.
...I made sex jokes about BOOKS.
Something is wrong with me.
I'm abusing the enter key.
G'night.
Little kids do and say the darndest things. I know, it's an overused phrase, but SERIOUSLY.
So. Fantasic Four came out yesterday, right? I hear it's pretty craptastic according to reviews. It's free for me. I'll see it regardless.
Point is that we have buttons. Advertising and such, you know? (I almost typed 'yanno', crazy irish bloke is rubbig off on me, messing with my grammar. Damn him.) But, it's on the right side of my check. over my boob.
Little boy wants button.
Little boy grabs button.
Button is NOT IN GOOD PLACE TO BE GRABBED AT.
Little boy's mother makes very, very funny face and pulls him away.
I'm far too amused, sorry.
The other little kid story was a little girl asking me if I had kids. Well, that's backwards. Usually people think I AM a kid. Like, 14. I'm disturbed if she thought 14-year-olds should have kids. Still sucks that I'm 19 and look 14, but hey.
In other Fantastic Four ramblings- that is the most annoying thing to say rapidly and repeatedly. Stuttering City. Yikes. Had to change things up CONSTANTLY while tearing tickets. Got a lot of laughs this morning because I was halg asleep, dropping things, and unable to spit anything out.
I made a lot of popcorn today.
OTHER NEWS. My brain...has gone somewhere odd. I keep cracking sex jokes. What the hell?
Very raunchy and ahrd to follow unless you brain is very deeply in the gutter sex jokes.
Okay, who stole my brain? I'd like it back.
...I made sex jokes about BOOKS.
Something is wrong with me.
I'm abusing the enter key.
G'night.