No. This is too stupid to happen.

Someone. Stole. My fucking. HUBCAPS.

Yes, my hubcaps. I was at work, it's one am, I'm walking out to my car with one of the managers (female walking through dark parking lot alone = not a good idea), I point out my car, get closer and state "...I HAD hubcaps..." Get up to it. "I had FOUR hubcaps. Earlier today even." Some idiot apparantly saw the need to steal the factory default hubcaps off of my car.

I mean, seriously! They have little 'VW's on them, so unless they HAVE a Volkswagon, what's the point? It would look pretty damn silly. I am so confused.

My manager called the police on duty and I filed the report. Both of the cops looked pretty baffled too. I mean, who the HELL steals hubcaps?!

This makes NO sense and truly is far too incredibly stupid to happen.

And so, of course, it happens to ME.

No. This is too stupid to happen.

Someone. Stole. My fucking. HUBCAPS.

Yes, my hubcaps. I was at work, it's one am, I'm walking out to my car with one of the managers (female walking through dark parking lot alone = not a good idea), I point out my car, get closer and state "...I HAD hubcaps..." Get up to it. "I had FOUR hubcaps. Earlier today even." Some idiot apparantly saw the need to steal the factory default hubcaps off of my car.

I mean, seriously! They have little 'VW's on them, so unless they HAVE a Volkswagon, what's the point? It would look pretty damn silly. I am so confused.

My manager called the police on duty and I filed the report. Both of the cops looked pretty baffled too. I mean, who the HELL steals hubcaps?!

This makes NO sense and truly is far too incredibly stupid to happen.

And so, of course, it happens to ME.