ROFL

[themegaloo]

Him: *Does the "You're dead and I'm not" victory dance.*
Me: Fine *is dead then, and incapable of being killed again*
Him: *Lights a cigarette and pours gasoline on the dead corpse* No zombies.
Me: Ghost then
Him: *Flick* FWOOZH!
Me: Oh my, I'm flaming. The irony.
Him: ...Megan...are you Gay?
Me: *laughs* No
Me: Not quite.
Him: But you said you were flaming...are you bisexual?
Me: Bingo!
Him: ...........
Him: I'm sorry. The world has fallen off-kilter, wha?
Me: ah, forget I said anything. Though know you've caused me amusement

Completely true. I was laughing like mad at this point.

Me: But I'm not flaming about it
Me: which why the irony
Him: No, no. I'm working the sudden ice-cold shock of this through my system...WHAT?!
Him: *Pokes his head through the computer to see if someone else is writing this*
Me: Rofl, no, It's me writing this, swear
Him: AHHH! THE LIGHTNING! IT BURNS US PRECIOUS!
Me: but I'm still working up to telling me mum that.
Him: *Resolves never to stick his head into an electrical appliance ever again.*

This IS typical behavior for him.

Him: SO...now that we've run out of the embarressing personal topics...what next?
Him: ...do you like fried ham with butter?
Me: Lol, can't say I've tried that, actually
Him: Me neither.
Me: Lol

So are the completely random questions out of the blue.

Him: Good luck with your parents.
Me: Lol, thanks. I'll need it
Him: ...keep a weapon handy to fend them off with.
Me: *snort* I'll wear my dagger then.
Him: ^_-

That would be Bob/Will/William/whatever he's going by.. I laughed SOOO hard.


EXAMS ARE OVER!!! *celebrates*

Comments

[jaded-soul-88.livejournal.com]

heehee *giggles* I like him =)

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

He can be quite amusing. ^_^

[tenorman85.livejournal.com]

lol, he relayed some of that convo to me last night. Oh Bob, what to do with him.. don't worry about your mom too much though, I still haven't even told mine.

[themegaloo.livejournal.com]

LOL, he did? *laughs* Thanks though. And I really am tempted with the dagger, for the sake of the joke. *grin*

[raistmimi.livejournal.com]

I haven't told ANYONE, lol. Just a few people have guessed. So good luck.