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So first of all, HI NEW FRIENDS! You're about to get your first dose of the sheer insanity that is my life. :D
So today has been RIDICULOUS. I woke up to a demand to go to the pool, which I did. We then had an adventure renting Gladiator and getting Pizza, watched said movie, drank good wine, and basically had a grand time. This is not that interesting, really. What is interesting is what happened after.
At around 12:30 am my friend, Mike, comes over. He has decided he wants to go to the beach. this is not strange as it is summer break and the beach is only about an hour away. What is STRANGE is that he wanted to go right then.
So we left for the beach at 1 am. Because I am easily convinced of things.
OF COURSE, we get lost in Savannah. I'm not sure how, exactly, but we do. Suddenly we had been having a great conversation about how everyone in life has three basic motivations: money, sex or power. Everything pretty much everyone does can be linked to one or more of these three things and it's just nuances and details from there. And then suddenly...we're like. Where are we. Oops. So we are just about to play rock, paper scissors to decide which direction to go when it finally comes clear and we eventually end up at the beach. XD The first beach we visit is the one with the pier, which we go up on because it has a bathroom and we needed to, yanno, use it. I suddenly get very paranoid and check EVERY STALL because someone could totally be in there waiting to rape me. Not that I don't have a guy RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, but still. No one was there but the mirrors were tripping me out so I did my business fast and scurried.
And then it turns out that we are both complete wimps. We're up on the pier and looking around and LO AND BEHOLD, there are people on a swing. BUT THEY ARE IN DARK CLOTHES AND VERY STILL. Our thought? Corpses or Zombies. As we run around trying to figure out if there are actually people there. Ahahaha. then we walk down the pier and there are MORE PEOPLE and the end of the pier is very dark so we just went "fuck no" and turned around and went back down to the beach.
After a while we decide we want to find shells. BUT THERE ARE NONE ON THAT BEACH. So we go to the other side of the island which is where the fun really starts. XD First of all, people like, POP OUT OF NOWHERE ON A DARK BEACH. We walked past the big pile of chairs and things and there was totally a guy sleeping next to it. We jumped about five feet sideways and ran off. Understandable. But the whole night was an adventure of WHAT'S THAT?! This is the series of things we found:
WHAT'S THAT?!
A jellyfish?
WHAT'S THAT?!
...a cup. Damn you, people.
WHAT'S THAT?!
Goggles.
WHAT'S---Is that underwear?
Yes.
WHAT'S THAT?!
Dirt.
WHAT'S THAT?!
More dirt.
WHAT'S THAT?!
OH SHIT IT'S FINALLY A SHELL!
We found a few really cool ones! And then headed home at like, 4 am or something. At which point we sang Beatles songs and Beatles REMIXES [this, of course, had him cracking up at me because I am a retard] and finally, AVENUE Q. Where by default we would pick characters and sing back and forth. Except Gary Coleman. We both sang him. XD I got all the girls plus Nicky and Princeton. Because I can't NOT sing "What Do You Do With a BA in English?" as I just GOT ONE.
And this is way long and annoying. BUT I'M AMUSED. HAHAHA. Hope you lot had more normal and sleep-centric nights!! ♥!!
So today has been RIDICULOUS. I woke up to a demand to go to the pool, which I did. We then had an adventure renting Gladiator and getting Pizza, watched said movie, drank good wine, and basically had a grand time. This is not that interesting, really. What is interesting is what happened after.
At around 12:30 am my friend, Mike, comes over. He has decided he wants to go to the beach. this is not strange as it is summer break and the beach is only about an hour away. What is STRANGE is that he wanted to go right then.
So we left for the beach at 1 am. Because I am easily convinced of things.
OF COURSE, we get lost in Savannah. I'm not sure how, exactly, but we do. Suddenly we had been having a great conversation about how everyone in life has three basic motivations: money, sex or power. Everything pretty much everyone does can be linked to one or more of these three things and it's just nuances and details from there. And then suddenly...we're like. Where are we. Oops. So we are just about to play rock, paper scissors to decide which direction to go when it finally comes clear and we eventually end up at the beach. XD The first beach we visit is the one with the pier, which we go up on because it has a bathroom and we needed to, yanno, use it. I suddenly get very paranoid and check EVERY STALL because someone could totally be in there waiting to rape me. Not that I don't have a guy RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, but still. No one was there but the mirrors were tripping me out so I did my business fast and scurried.
And then it turns out that we are both complete wimps. We're up on the pier and looking around and LO AND BEHOLD, there are people on a swing. BUT THEY ARE IN DARK CLOTHES AND VERY STILL. Our thought? Corpses or Zombies. As we run around trying to figure out if there are actually people there. Ahahaha. then we walk down the pier and there are MORE PEOPLE and the end of the pier is very dark so we just went "fuck no" and turned around and went back down to the beach.
After a while we decide we want to find shells. BUT THERE ARE NONE ON THAT BEACH. So we go to the other side of the island which is where the fun really starts. XD First of all, people like, POP OUT OF NOWHERE ON A DARK BEACH. We walked past the big pile of chairs and things and there was totally a guy sleeping next to it. We jumped about five feet sideways and ran off. Understandable. But the whole night was an adventure of WHAT'S THAT?! This is the series of things we found:
WHAT'S THAT?!
A jellyfish?
WHAT'S THAT?!
...a cup. Damn you, people.
WHAT'S THAT?!
Goggles.
WHAT'S---Is that underwear?
Yes.
WHAT'S THAT?!
Dirt.
WHAT'S THAT?!
More dirt.
WHAT'S THAT?!
OH SHIT IT'S FINALLY A SHELL!
We found a few really cool ones! And then headed home at like, 4 am or something. At which point we sang Beatles songs and Beatles REMIXES [this, of course, had him cracking up at me because I am a retard] and finally, AVENUE Q. Where by default we would pick characters and sing back and forth. Except Gary Coleman. We both sang him. XD I got all the girls plus Nicky and Princeton. Because I can't NOT sing "What Do You Do With a BA in English?" as I just GOT ONE.
And this is way long and annoying. BUT I'M AMUSED. HAHAHA. Hope you lot had more normal and sleep-centric nights!! ♥!!
