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Few things of note recently...

Little kids do and say the darndest things. I know, it's an overused phrase, but SERIOUSLY.

So. Fantasic Four came out yesterday, right? I hear it's pretty craptastic according to reviews. It's free for me. I'll see it regardless.

Point is that we have buttons. Advertising and such, you know? (I almost typed 'yanno', crazy irish bloke is rubbig off on me, messing with my grammar. Damn him.) But, it's on the right side of my check. over my boob.

Little boy wants button.

Little boy grabs button.

Button is NOT IN GOOD PLACE TO BE GRABBED AT.

Little boy's mother makes very, very funny face and pulls him away.

I'm far too amused, sorry.

The other little kid story was a little girl asking me if I had kids. Well, that's backwards. Usually people think I AM a kid. Like, 14. I'm disturbed if she thought 14-year-olds should have kids. Still sucks that I'm 19 and look 14, but hey.

In other Fantastic Four ramblings- that is the most annoying thing to say rapidly and repeatedly. Stuttering City. Yikes. Had to change things up CONSTANTLY while tearing tickets. Got a lot of laughs this morning because I was halg asleep, dropping things, and unable to spit anything out.

I made a lot of popcorn today.

OTHER NEWS. My brain...has gone somewhere odd. I keep cracking sex jokes. What the hell?

Very raunchy and ahrd to follow unless you brain is very deeply in the gutter sex jokes.

Okay, who stole my brain? I'd like it back.

...I made sex jokes about BOOKS.

Something is wrong with me.

I'm abusing the enter key.

G'night.

Right! So, yesterday we went to Savannah! 'We' being me, Steven, Jamie, and Justin. I had an absolute blast getting away from Augusta. It was kinda crazy though because Justin drove over here at like, 6:30 yesterday morning and we drove to Statesboro and met up with Jamie and then drove to Savannah- about 3 hours total. THEN we get a little bit lost down there...we were trying to go to the mall and it wasn't working quite right. So we stopped and asked for directions. Well, I stopped, Steven asked. We drive off that way and find a completely different mall. Which actually was pretty darn cool. SO we stayed there for a while, then went in search of the other mall, which we did find after some interesting driving adventures...And there was a carousel. So Jamie and I rode that and felt very...tall. But it was hysterical.

Then, no day trip to Savannah is complete without a trip to River Street. We hung out there for like, 4 hours, but my parking meeter oly held two hours of coins. We decided to risk it, and I got really lucky. No ticket. But we ate at Spanky's and Justin was searching for a huge rainbow flag (he couldn't find one, I blame it on being in the south). We basically went in most of the shops...Esp the candy oens. Jamie said Iw as a bad influence- he didn't eat anything healthy all day. *smirks* Steven got me chocolate-dipped strawberries (omg, soooo good) and a realy cool pair of earings. After our couple of hours there, we went back to the accidental mall. David was there! That was crazy. He works in Express and asked if I was going to Atlanta on friday for 'Happy Day!' as he put it. I'm not by the way. But it was pretty funny.

So, we drive back to Statesboro then, get there at like 8:30 or so and walk around Walmart to strtch our legs. Ran into Demarc, Brandon, and hell if I remember the other two's names...but we saw them briefly. Had to explain that Statesboro WAS actually a natural stopping point between home and Savannah when home is Augusta. Got a coke, gave Jamie a hug (actual count: 2) and drove to Augusta.

And wow, I was exhausted. I concked out at like, 12:40. NOT NORMAL. And my right foot hurts, still. haha. LOTS of driving. My car rocks though, so it's okay.

Bruise from yesterday is indeed an interesting shade of purple now by the way.

I just felt so good being away from home. Almost like I was back at school for a little while because I could SAY what I thought, and just be myself and jabber and see Jamie! (who believe me, I have MISSED.) Really, it was an awesome day.